MUNDANE MYSTERIES: Why Customers Are Sometimes Called “Guests”

For the longest time, businesses called their customers “customers”. But, more & more business owners have begun referring to their customers as “guests”. It’s super-polite and sort of odd. But how did that get started, and why? Well, we have Disney to thank (or blame, depending on how you look at it).

Back in 1955, when the original Disneyland opened in Anaheim, CA, employees working at “The Happiest Place on Earth” were told to refer to attendees at park as “guests”, as part of the Disney commitment to going the extra mile in creating an uber-friendly fantasy environment.

And, because of their scale & reputation, a lot of what Disney does, others imitate. Many other business executives actually took lessons on Disney’s methodology at the Disney Institute back in the 1980s, hoping to emulate Disney’s success. Then, in 2015, a spokesperson for Target admitted to The New York Times that Target employees had begun saying “guests” when referring to customers 22 years earlier, in 1993, as a direct result of following Disney’s policy.

But, while it may sound warm & inviting, calling customers “guests” isn’t actually linguistically correct. “Guest” actually means one who’s being entertained at the abode of another while paying for services rendered. So, it’s more appropriate to use “guest” in the context of visiting a hotel or restaurant, as opposed to a retail store. “Customer”, on the other hand, is a noun that, by definition, is someone visiting a place to purchase goods. So, when it comes to stores, “customer” is much more appropriate than “guest”.

But, Disney did feature a song titled “Be Our Guest” in their 1991 animated film Beauty and the Beast, so I suppose they get a pass. Besides, it’s all about semantics & psychology in the hopes of getting you to spend your hard-earned money.

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WFRE PODCAST #9: Mowing, Hotdoggers, and Cupcakes

The gang is back together! Laura returns from Florida to talk about yard care, airplane stories, and a random sighting of the Wienermobile. Have you earned your buns?

Laura-ism: “Cool your roll.”

MS Walk with Gabby

Featuring: Gabby (Weekdays 10a-3p), Laura (Weekdays 7p-Midnight), and Patrick Hanes (Midnight-5a).

MUNDANE MYSTERIES: “Close, But No Cigar”

Picture it: a 9-year-old kid running an egg-&-spoon race ends up crossing the finish line right behind the winner, before someone pats him on the back & says, “Sorry kid…close, but no cigar”. What do you think that would mean to the kid? Having never heard the saying before, he’d probably think, “Why is my fellow kid about to go off somewhere & smoke a stogie?” Thankfully, kids don’t usually receive cigars as prizes (or for any other reason), so this particular figure-of-speech was basically a way of saying the racer came close to winning but didn’t quite make it.

However, if you were to go back to the early 1900s, the cigar being referenced was actually, literally, a real cigar. You see, before stuffed animals became the standard fair game prize, folks usually competed to win actual cigars at shooting ranges & in other skill games. Carnival barkers would shout out, “Close, but no cigar” to contestants who fell just shy of clinching the coveted trophy stogie.

By the late 1920s, “close, but no cigar” began showing up outside of carnivals & fairs in non-game-related conversation. For instance, there was a Long Island Daily Press article, titled “Close; But No Cigar”, from May of 1929 that described an unlucky New York guy named Hugo Straub, who was believed “to have set a world’s record in the business of getting-defeated-for-the-presidency” because he “finished 2nd in no less than two presidential races within one week.” Who knows, though…maybe Mr. Straub treated himself to a nice cigar as a consolation prize. (Or, maybe two cigars…y’know, one for each loss).

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WFRE PODCAST #8: Embarrassment, Birthdays, and Longing

Laura is on vacation, so our trio is now a duo feeling like it is flying solo. Gabby and Patrick cope by trading life stories of embarrassment, birthdays, and accidentally attempted theft. Did you grow up in a place that had a town clown?

Show Notes:

Laura-ism: “Voice of Whisper”

Featuring: Gabby (Weekdays 10a-3p), Laura (Weekdays 7p-Midnight), and Patrick Hanes (Midnight-5a).