Try to sleep after reading this list from wikipedia: World records held St. Elmo Shrimp Cocktail: 15 pounds in 8 minutes at the St. Elmo Steak House Shrimp Cocktail Eating Championship in Indianapolis, IN on December 3, 2016.[30] Deep Fried Asparagus Eating Championship in Stockton, California, May 2014: 12.8 lbs. deep fried asparagus in 10 minutes. Pork ribs: 13.76…
