Assault By Slurpee

A Slurpee from 7-Eleven is a great way to beat the heat on a summer day…but no one wants to wear one. A guy in Florida who thought he was charged too much for his Slurpee expressed his outrage by pouring the slushy beverage on a store worker, and that landed him in jail for battery. Cops say 40-year-old Brian Duffy told them he argued with the employee over the price of the drink, but that he didn’t recall “spilling” it on her. A quick look at the store’s surveillance footage, however, clearly showed that he very much did. Now, ol’ Brian’s currently being held in jail on $2,500 bail & has been ordered to stay away from the victim.

ANDY NOTE: I hear he could be sentenced to between 7 and 11 years in jail.