We can’t have nice things. Online Girl Scout Cookies are bad.

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I learned two things today.

  1. You can buy Girl Scout Cookies Online.
  2. Those are bad cookies.

According to the people at Mashable, the cookies you can get on amazon are expired and don’t really help out the girl scouts. These are basically overstock cookies.

This is an on-demand deal with the devil. I could want samoas without human interaction, but would it be worth it. Maybe…